No Pineapple Left Behind

Entrant 2016

Subaltern Games


No Pineapple Left Behind is a satirical school simulator. In each school, some students are pineapples and some students are children. Children are very complex and therefore very expensive. But, you can turn them into pineapples. Pineapples are very simple. All they do is take tests and get grades. If your students (both human and fruit) get good grades, the school makes more money.You are the principal. Your job is to run the school.