You are a pathetic little Ghost who has somehow ended up with half a heart - you need to find the other half in order to fix this mess. Your heart is over on the Isle of Compromise, trouble is, the Ferry Man is the only way to get there. But, uh, well… They've got a sudoku puzzle to prioritise over your pathetic little Ghost drama.
You need to get over to the Isle of Compromise, sick. You gotta get the Ferry Man on your side, less sick. You gotta help them with this uhhh, sudoku puzzle thing, great, you love sudoku, you've read a newspaper before, it's great.
Hot diggity, dang! You can't read any of the symbols!